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Remember the time when you bought a bunch of bananas because you wanted to eat “healthy.” You were so pumped about buying real fruits and not fruit loops. The good news is you ate all the bananas. The bad news is you ate all but one banana. That one banana you accidentally left behind is old, overripe, brown, mushy and full of freckles. It looked disgusting. But before you tossed that banana out, the smelly fruit whispered your name.
You awkwardly put the old banana against your ear like a phone. The banana starts talking to you about the meaning of life.
After the 45-minute conversation, you do put it in the trash but not because you wanted to (well you kind of wanted to) but because the old banana ordered you to do so. After departing from the old banana, you thought about the strange conversation you learned from this smelly fruit. Within this 45-minute conversation, you learned:
