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The Vengeful Bird
Once upon a time, there was a vengeful bird named Weasel. Weasel was sweet to people if they did what he wanted. Weasel hated rejection and he would make your life a living hell if you said no to him.
There was a time when Weasel saw a woman’s necklace. Weasel thought how nice the necklace would look in his birdcage. When he flew towards the woman, the woman smacked him to the ground. Weasel didn’t take that lightly. He didn’t even get the chance to ask politely. He was instantly rejected.
To get back at the woman, Weasel pooed all over her. He didn’t do it once and then flew away. He followed her and pooed on her multiple times. Even when she ran to her car for shelter. He even followed her car as she was driving and cotinued to poo on her windshield.
That’s what you get when you reject Weasel.
There was also a time when Weasel flew to the porch of a lovely farmhouse. The porch was freshly painted red. There was a bird feeder hanging over the porch and Weasel thought he could help himself until a group of hummingbirds arrived and told Weasel to scram.
Then an old man came out to the porch. He smiled as he watched the hummingbirds. Weasel flew to the bird feeder again, but this time he attacked all the other…
