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Once upon a time, there was a young man that loved avocado toast. He loved the toast so much. That was all he ate. The avocado toast was his breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, and drink. Yes, he also drank his avocado toast and he loved his blender because of it.
One morning he made avocado toast for himself. This toast was different from the other avocado toasts he made. This toast was made with real *organic* avocados.
But before he ate it, he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned to his kitchen, the toast wasn’t there. It was gone.
It was devastating.
He sat down on the kitchen floor in a fetal position panicking. What was he going to with his life without his avocado toast? His entire life revolved around avocado toast. He loved it more than his dog and humans in general. The toast he made was special.
After three hours of rocking back and forth, he finally regained his composure. He had to do one thing and one thing only: find his avocado toast.
He refused to do anything else like eat, sleep, and shower until he found his avocado toast.
