The Shortest Story Ever Written

Once upon a time, there was an old man that lived in an old cottage. Behind his cottage, he found a little dog.

Cicero, the dog of great intelligence. He even wears his little intelligent hat.

The old man named the dog Cicero. Although Cicero was a little dog, that little dog knew all the secrets of the universe. Cicero knew everything from physics, advanced linear algebra, the meaning of life, and 23 languages.

One day, the dog became bored. He knew everything. The dog knew every dog trick in the world. Even tricks, no know has known about. One day the old man and the dog stood in front of the window talking. It was time for Cicero to go.

Cicero thinking about the future with his old man. When Cicero is not intellectually challenged, he gets bored.

The dog didn’t want to be on Earth anymore. He was too good for Earth. He was too good for humanity. He found a place in the galaxy where all the super intellectual animals hangout. The dog received an invitation to this “special” society. By the next morning, the dog packed his bags and teleported out of the Earth.

Cicero and his little luggage given to him by the old man. The only thing that is in the luggage is his hat and his scarf.

As for the old man…well he moved on.

The End.