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The Sheep That Wore a Sweater Made Out Of Human Hair
Once upon a time there was a sheep named Bart that was into high fashion. Everything he wore made all the male sheep jealous of him. His glittery sunglasses and oversized bow tie made him a favorite for the ladies.
There was one thing about him that stood out. It was his sweater. It was made out of human hair.
One thing about Bart is he sheds. A lot. He sheds enough wool to warm up half of Manhattan in the winter. Because of that, he was desirable to sheep farmers.
Bart gets a little cold after shedding. Instead of letting him shiver, his owner, also named Bart, made him a sweater made out of his own beard hair to wear. Bart and two other sheep were the only sheep in his flock to have the beard hair sweater. Bart, the sheep loved the sweater.
Bart would strut down the grassy field with his thick human hair sweater. He was such a show-off. That was one thing that all the sheep hated about Bart. He always thought he was too good for everyone.
