Once upon a time, there was a gerbil named George that lived in a little cage. George always wondered what life would be like outside his little cage. He has escaped before but he rarely made it to the front door. His owners would scoop him up and put him back into the cage. George was unhappy and wanted to be as independent as a human. George had a plan. A very big plan.
That plan was to escape the house and never return.
For a gerbil, George had a big brain. George had helped his owner’s son with his algebra homework and even did his owner’s taxes once. George could also read dead sea scrolls and could write Icelandic runes. There was so much about George that almost no one knows about.
Anyways, George managed to convince the owner’s son to go on the internet and find, download, and print a floorplan of their house. The son crammed the 8 x 11.5in print of the family home floorplan into the gerbil’s little cage.
George studied the floorplan. He didn’t have a pen to mark his escape plan so he ended up having to make urine tracks all over the floorplan. Inside the cage underneath his bedding, George kept a stash of house tools and…
