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Once upon a time, there was an almond that was so friendly. So friendly, he gave everyone a hug. That almond always said nice things to people and to other almonds.
That almond was never angry. Many other almonds would turn aggressive the older they become. They would purposely harden themselves so when a human eats them, they chip their tooth. Those almonds would laugh at the person. This wasn’t the case for the friendly almond.
This almond was so friendly that if you chipped your tooth while eating the other almonds, he’ll pay for your dental bill to get it fixed. If you had a cold, the little almond would grab a tissue box, give you green tea, and read german fairy tales to you.
This almond was so friendly that if you run out of cash, the little almond will lend you his credit card. If your car broke down, the little almond will lend you his car and cover the cost of your car repairs.
This little almond was so friendly that he’ll give you positive words of affirmation every morning. This positive almond will cheer you on. He’s so…
