Of Cheese and Men

The story of a man and his love for cheese.

Albert as an old man.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Albert. Albert loved cheese. He loved cheese so much. He remembered back in his childhood, his mother would give to him and his eight other siblings cheese every time they did something good. As long as they remained good children, she would give them good cheese.

One day the cheese shop where their mother buys all of the cheese from shut down. That meant no more cheese. Albert and his eight siblings would beg and slam their arms on the table yelling “WE WANT CHEESE.” Mother was so upset by the children’s ill behavior. She yelled, “You idiots need to shut your trap about this cheese or I’m giving you coal for dinner!”

When the children did behave, she gave the children cheese crackers. The other siblings were ok with this cheese alternative but not Albert. Albert wanted real cheese.

Right after he graduated high school, Albert took a job at a cheese factory. He didn’t last long there. A week after getting hired, there were complaints from customers about the cheese inside the packages being half-eaten. When the supervisors went to investigate this, they…