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Once upon a time, there was a woman named Nancy that owned three cats. The cats were so kind and obedient. As long as Nancy did what the cats asked for, they remained that way.
The moment Nancy stopped listening to the cats, they would throw a hissy fit. They would protest by scratching everything, meowing loudly, pissing and shitting on everything. They would also leave hair in her food bowls and everything else.
The cats, Pork, Binky, and Marcus Aurelius pretty much owned Nancy. Not the other way around.
When Nancy first met them at an animal shelter, the three cats were together. She was mostly interested in Binky but the adoption people told her that Pork and Marcus had to go with him. The three were inseparable. In a way, she had a three for one deal even though that was not what she wanted. She went ahead and adopted the three anyway.
The three cats weren’t siblings or anything. They were three very close friends.
Binky was the youngest of the three. He also loved Nancy the most. Pork and Marcus didn’t really care for…
