Mary, The Generic Stock Photo Model

A tale about the day-to-day life of being Mary, the generic stock photo model.

Meet Mary.

Meet Mary, she’s a generic stock photo model. She spends her time pretending to be overly happy about everything she does in front of the camera.

She sure loves customer service.

When she’s answering phone calls in her call center headset, she smiles her way through the entire phone call.

Even when the headset is not plugged in.

The photographer told her to smile harder when eating so she laughed instead.

When she’s eating her bagel, sometimes the bagel tastes so good, she has to laugh at it.

Mary loves removing dirt and crumbs in her outdated vacuum cleaner.

When she’s vacuuming the floors, she looks at the camera with a thumbs up to approve of the vacuum cleaner’s cleaning. You can tell she’s enjoying her vacuum session because of how giggly she looks. Even the vacuum cleaner is smiling.