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Meet William, the watermelon. He’s not like other watermelons. As you can see, he’s in a bikini. You’re probably wondering, why is he in a bikini?
To William, wearing a bikini is the only way he can express himself. Without the bikini, he’s just like the other watermelons. He doesn’t want to be like the other watermelons. He’s an individualist. He wants to go against all norms. One of the ways he does that is to be a male watermelon in a bikini.
His bikini is not like the other bikinis. His bikini has polka dots. Watermelons have stripe-like patterns so he didn’t want to wear a striped bikini. He doesn’t want to wear a bikini that looks like him. He wants a special bikini so he chose polka dots.
William finds something liberating about being a male fruit in a bikini. The bikini helps him keep in touch with his feminine masculinity. He recommends other men to do the same.
Even though he’s a 36-year-old watermelon, many humans that visit him appreciate his individualism and his radical ideas about how the world should be from the eyes of a watermelon.
He’s William. The most rad watermelon in a bikini.
