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I Wish I Was an Animal
Meet Anna, she wants to be a snake. Ever since she was a little girl, she always wanted a snake. After getting her first pet snake, she would sit inside the snake cage and sleep with the snake. The snake didn’t take what she did kindly.
Ten pet snakes later, Anna goes everywhere with her snakes. She hissed and ate with them. She wanted to create a snake sanctuary but she kept getting complaints from her neighbors about snakes escaping her apartment. Her landlord told her that if she got one more snake, she had to leave. She didn’t listen and she bought three boa constrictors.
Three eviction warnings later, she now lives with her friend Patty. Patty didn’t mind her snakes and her snake behavior.
Patty also wanted to be an animal.
Meet Patty, Patty wants to be an Elephant. Ever since her first visit to the zoo at age ten, she was fascinated by elephant. On the car ride home after the zoo trip, all she kept doing was make elephant sounds in the car. Her parents were mildly annoyed by that. She wanted to be an elephant so bad.
