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How Befriending Your Coffee Table Can Make You a Happier Person

Follow these steps to reach a new happier you and a happier coffee table

Max N
3 min readApr 1, 2020

Look at all the furniture in your home. They’ve all experienced some kind of love and attention from you like your couch, your dining table, your bed, your dresser, your computer desk. That’s great but let’s talk about the one furniture that doesn’t get much attention, the coffee table.

What do you do with your coffee table? You set a bunch of crap on it and slam your foot on it. That’s it. Your coffee table is buried in a pile of your trash. The family dog keeps gnawing at the legs. Children keep dropping their belongings on the table. People put their cold drinks without the use of a coaster on the top of the coffee table. The coffee table is covered in coffee rings, water stains, or swollen wood marks that make the table look like it has a bad rash.

Either way, no one respects the coffee table. The coffee table cries silently every night while you are asleep. Expensive or cheap, all coffee tables around the world feel the pain. They want the proper attention of a living room couch or a dining room table. No one puts their crap on a bookcase or slams their foot on their dresser.

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Max N
Max N

Written by Max N

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