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Once upon a time, there was a frog named Debbie. Debbie likes to stare at people. That’s all she does. She just stares at people. Judging them. Judging every ounce of their behavior.
She judges you when you’re awake. She judges you when you’re sleeping. She stares at you and judges you by your sleeping position. The way you snore. She can even read into your dreams and judge you and your dreams.
When you wake up, she’ll judge you by how you wake up and how you when you shower. She’ll sit there by the shower in the heavy steam and watch you. She’ll judge you by the temperature of the shower water, the soap you use, and the part of your body you scrub first. She’ll even judge you by the shampoo you use. Yes, it matters to her whether or not you use a shampoo aroma called Strawberry Sparkles or Masculine Stone.
When you go to the kitchen, she follows you and watches you make breakfast. She watches how you fry the eggs and cook the bacon. She even watches how you chew and swallow. She’ll judge every little movement.
