Cat Hair

A story about a cat and her excessive shedding

Meet Irene, the cat. She sheds a lot. Sometimes too much.

There’s hair everywhere. There’s hair on the floor, on the furniture, on the walls, and on the ceiling.

Outside, there’s hair on the porch. The hair manages to find its way everywhere. It’s in the fridge on the food. It’s in your water. It’s in your mouth. It’s in your ears and eyes. It’s also in your car and the cat hasn’t even been inside your car.

The cat sheds enough hair to make a fur coat for a family of 6.

Irene’s owner learned that there are not enough vacuum cleaners and lint rollers in the world to take care of the cat hair.

Irene doesn’t even have a lot of hair and yet she sheds as if she’s a musk ox.

Fortunately, Irene’s owner isn’t bothered by it.

The illustration above was created by the author. If you like the illustration and you have a pet, did you know that I make ugly custom pet portraits?